1. Eat more frequently in bigger quantities (especially here - open until 5 a.m. on Fridays and Saturdays)
2. Exercise less. Spend more time sitting, perhaps even lying down.
3. Procrastinate more so as to experience even more stress (hey, wait a minute, isn't the Lord Denning essay due this Friday?)
4. Watch all Youtube videos of Javier Rodriguez/Geraldine Rojas/Andrea Misse and emulate every single bit of fancy footwork therein displayed sloppily and with no relation to the music.
5. Even better yet, indulge in trendy foot flexing adornments every possible second while dancing tango so your foot will always be at a 45 degree to the floor whether you are walking, doing giros, ocho cortados etc. Why keep your ankles together and your feet relaxed and on the floor when you can be permanently "kickin' it!!!!" like Elaine?
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