ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT IN
MAJOR LEAGUE SPORTS
* "Wow, Fabio's soooooooooooooooo amazing - look how the all the people dancing around him give way so that he would have more space to do that triple colgada triple enganche combo! Talk about Moses parting the Red Sea! Can we dance a little bit closer so we can see the whole Fabio show? I know I'm going to get my head sliced open by his partner's stilletto - but it's going to be totally worth it!!!!"